Eugene Victor Tooms has a wicked craving for liver and he's not going to let any air vents or chimney pipes stand in his way. Scully's academy buddy picks on Mulder despite having no idea what liver and onions go for on Reticula. An old guy in a wheelchair talks way too fucking much.
Dude, it's like the opening credits in the middle of the show!
The Evidence
Okay have I actually seen any of these episodes before?? I mean I must have, right? I know I got into it a season or so late, but re-runs, syndication, yadda yadda…? Yet everything feels so new to me!
Hey how come Mulder’s badge has him facing the camera head on in his photo, but Scully’s has her sort of turned to the side? Are there like glamour shots when they’re taking the ID photos or something??
Tooms tooms tooms tooms tooms… that name has always reminded me of toonces the driving cat…
Scully’s hair looks really good pulled back. It makes me sad to think of what her hair is going to look like for the next year or so though…
And dude, the FBI is like high school. And Scully’s classmates are the cool kids. Boooo cool kids.
What the hell was Mulder just doing playing with scully’s necklace (and no it wasn’t that damn cross necklace)? Was that some sort of adlib to fix a costume flub? Or was he actually supposed to do that?
Oh and look, Scully’s purse is back… she must be on the rag.
You know the cool kid rival FBI agent kind of looks like Conan O’Brien when he’s angry. Only he’s less ambiguously sexy than Conan is.
Microfiche flying by on the screen montage. They may as well just show time lapse photography of clock hands advancing or calendar pages flipping off the wall. Boy they sure are working hard.
Oooh one of the opening credits scenes. Busting through the door with their flashlights looking all invesigate-y.
Whoa, Scully totally just tucked her gun right into the front of her pants. I guess she didn’t have that supposed holster in the small of her back yet (which incidentally I never really believed existed anyway, because once they started putting her in tighter suits you totally would have been able to see it, plus it’s like the most inaccessible place in the world to keep your gun.)
Wait, if this Tooms guy is Stretchy McsSretcherson why can’t he just weasel out the handcuffs they just put on him??
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